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28 Jan

My favourite Kanye West Tweets

Last night we all saw the most epic Twitter feud of all time go down. I literally fell asleep laughing at this tweet: If you didn't see this hilarious battle between Wiz Khalifa and Kanye West, just check out this article - they documented all of the tweets. (Most of them have been deleted by Yeezy since then.) Kanye West is one of the most ridiculous human beings to ever walk this earth, and I doubt that anyone has ever loved themselves more than Kanye loves Kanye. But I can't help but have a soft spot for him. He's like a spoilt child who just wants ALL the love. Last night reminded me of how much I...
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19 Jan

All about 91 Loop

If you want to see an epic debate, just ask any Capetonian what their favourite street is to party in the CBD. Is Harrington cooler than Long? Kloof trendier than Bree? It depends on who you ask. Personally I’d rather lick an ashtray than go out in Long Street, but that’s because I am actually a 70-year old in a 24-year-old’s body. Loop Street is filled with some of the coolest businesses in the city (okay, maybe I’m a bit biased because I used to work there). But for some reason, even though it’s wedged between Long and Bree Street, it doesn’t have that many places to jol. That’s why I jumped at the chance to visit 91 Loop. Well, that,...
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11 Jan

2016 Golden Globes Red Carpet Round-Up

The celebrities really went all out for the 2016 Golden Globes, so much so that I can't just do a traditional red carpet rant. I decided to incorporate some of the best looks of the night. Check it out! Best   Kylie Jenner It's no secret that I'm not her biggest fan, but I am in AWE of this dress. Go, Kylie! Embed from Getty Images Selena Gomez This dress is what I like to call "Ouma chic". The plus side to this is that you can wear it to bed, or when you run away with a pack of gypsies. The options are endless. Embed from Getty Images Kate Hudson I actually just included this to mention that Kate Hudson is 100% a vampire. OkaybyeEmbed from Getty Images Amy Schumer Okay, maybe I...
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8 Jan

How to deal with end of holiday blues

I came home from an amazing holiday on Sunday, and on Monday while I was unpacking my bag - I was legitimately concerned that I would fall over my lip and die. The only thing kakker than packing a bag, is unpacking a bag. Especially after a lovely summer holiday. So I decided to help everyone cope with the first world trauma of coming back from holiday by writing a little self-help guide. Here you go. Drink while unpacking your bag Pour yourself a lekker gin and tonic, put on some Taylor Swift and dance/cry/sing while unpacking your bag. (Be sure to hide all the knives.) Wear your swimsuit everywhere Trick your body into thinking it's still on holiday by wearing your swimsuit under your...
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10 Dec

10 Truth Bombs

Most of my life is spent trying to be nice and polite. But then there are days like today where I can feel my douche side begging to come out. As a result I have decided to detonate 10 truth bombs that I’ve been holding in my mind for a while now. Here you go. 1. All of Ellie Goulding’s songs sound exactly the same My favourite Ellie Goulding song is the one that sounds like all the other ones. Bye. 2. LinkedIn is stupid If you use Twitter the right way it will be more instrumental to your career than LinkedIn will ever be. Also, while I’m here – let me just reiterate that LinkedIn is literally the last place I ever want...
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