1. Find out if your crush has a girlfriend
This applies to boys and girls.
2. Find out if your crush has a boyfriend
I’m not only talking to the boys.
3. Find out if your crush has a boyfriend and a girlfriend
Bicycle, biiiicycle, bicycle!
4. Find out how many of your friends/acquaintances your crush has been with
The answer will probably be: ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.
Cape Town is the second largest city in the South Africa, yet everyone’s incestuous AF.
5. Find out if your crush is engaged/married
Just because your crush has a mansion, expensive car and two children, doesn’t mean that they’re married. This is Cape Town.
6. Enter relationship
Stalk them until they give in.
7. Start a blog about your relationship
Sorry, but your relationship isn’t real if it doesn’t have its own blog.