I am very much against Guy Fawkes Day. Yes, I think fireworks are beautiful, but I don’t like what they do to animals.
I’ve seen and heard some disgusting shit about animal abuse on Guy Fawkes Day. That’s why I think it’s important that people who want to buy fireworks should fill out the below questionnaire to find out if you’re eligible to buy fireworks.
- Did you leave high school at 15?
- Does your car have a Monster sticker on its bumper?
- Is your car dropped, or does it have spinning rims and blue lights underneath it?
- Was Twilight the best (and only) book you’ve ever read?
- Do you think Red October was a genius idea?
- Did you just Google Red October because you didn’t understand the previous question?
- Do you think that going to university/college is a waste of time?
- D u smtims typ lk dis?
- Do you own a Pitbull CD?
- Do you think that this image is funny?