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5 Nov

How to find out if you’re eligible to buy fireworks on Guy Fawkes Day

I am very much against Guy Fawkes Day. Yes, I think fireworks are beautiful, but I don’t like what they do to animals.

I’ve seen and heard some disgusting shit about animal abuse on Guy Fawkes Day. That’s why I think it’s important that people who want to buy fireworks should fill out the below questionnaire to find out if you’re eligible to buy fireworks.

  1. Did you leave high school at 15?
  2. Does your car have a Monster sticker on its bumper?
  3. Is your car dropped, or does it have spinning rims and blue lights underneath it?
  4. Was Twilight the best (and only) book you’ve ever read?
  5. Do you think Red October was a genius idea?
  6. Did you just Google Red October because you didn’t understand the previous question?
  7. Do you think that going to university/college is a waste of time?
  8. D u smtims typ lk dis?
  9. Do you own a Pitbull CD?
  10. Do you think that this image is funny?


If the answer to two of these questions is yes – you my friend, are a dumbass, and should stay away from fireworks. And animals. 10thingsI


  • Zander

    Ek het ja vir 5 geantwoord, want die duikboot is ‘n awesome idee……..en ja vir 6, want ek was nie eintlik seker wat n duikboot met hierdie gesprek te doen het nie………….

    November 5, 2013 at 12:12 pm Reply
  • Johann

    If Red October refers to the Tom Clancy novel / movie adaptation of said novel The Hunt for Red October, then yes!

    November 5, 2013 at 5:19 pm Reply
  • Kim Motsepe

    Haha! This is most hilarious. and Yes I evry tym tipe lk dis and I’d say YES; going to college is a complete waste of time.

    November 7, 2013 at 7:30 pm Reply
  • janiallan

    You are on the money honey!

    Those monster stickers on the bumpers – I think of them as tragic bandages for the the cuts and bruises that a car sustains from an accident.

    November 9, 2013 at 11:47 pm Reply

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