You guys know the drill.
Here's my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant.
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Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies.
Sarah Jessica Parker
When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF.
"You'll never wear your matric farewell gown again."
Karrueche: LOOK AT ME NOW, BIETSES.
Miss South Africa finalist.
A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity.
B.) I refuse to believe that this isn't Zooey Deschanel.
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My blog has been like a graveyard this past month, but I have resurrected it to bring you guys a lekker bitchy red carpet rant.
This is literally what I look like when I try "dresses" on at Mr Price.
WHY IS SHE STILL GETTING INVITES TO THESE CEREMONIES.
So nice of Lauren to take a break from saving the world to attend an awards ceremony.
I am so angry at myself for actually liking this dress, because it looks like a doily table at an NG Kerk bazaar.
Identity sale in 2005.
I actually found this red carpet rant quite tricky to do, as so many of the celebs looked absolutely amazing.
Of course I still managed to find a few to rant about, so here you go.
Fabric City sale.
Caribbean Tan sale.
Tonight when I can't sleep, I'm just going to count the number of times I've seen Sofia in this exact same silhouette.
Look hey, I completely understand how uncomfortable bras are, and what a las it is to wear them. And I fully support going braless every now and then. But your breasties are your besties, and they deserve better than this.
I LIVE for the Met Gala. Every year it produces jaw-dropping couture. This year was no different. I was absolutely in love with Claire Danes' light-up gown, and so thrilled that Naomi Campbell is still a bad bitch even after all these years.
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Last year only 10% of my life was spent on the road when I occasionally drove to Paarl to visit my family, or to the Waterfront to do some angry shopping. (If you ever see me there, don’t talk to me or make eye contact, you will die.)
This year I started a new job that requires me to drive a lot more. I drive against traffic most of the time, but the N1 has still unleashed a hell fire in my soul that I needed to release here.
Buckle up, here comes an epic rant.
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