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3 May

2016 Met Gala Red Carpet Rant

I LIVE for the Met Gala. Every year it produces jaw-dropping couture. This year was no different. I was absolutely in love with Claire Danes’ light-up gown, and so thrilled that Naomi Campbell is still a bad bitch even after all these years.

But not all the gowns were as amazing…

Lala Anthony lala-anthony




Yes, yes. Women can wear and do whatever they want. Yes, yes, age is just a number.

But Lord help me, I just can’t look at Madonna’s bum anymore. I truly can’t anymore.


Nee man, sit weg daai pramme.

Zoe Kravitz


This is what happens when you drop eyelash glue on your shoes and poor little Buster runs past you.

Katie Holmes



Okay, I didn’t actually include this for any other reason than to highlight the fact THAT KATIE HOLMES STILL EXISTS?! What?!



This looks like a costume someone would wear when they are cast as “Sky and Sun” in a school play.


Mindy Kaling


The Met Gala’s theme was “Fashion in An Age Of Technology”, Mindy decided to depict this as “The Girl Who’s Had A Wedding Pinterest Board Since The Age of 16”.



Don’t come here with that “Queen Bey can wear whatever she wants” nonsense. This dress is fugly. The end.

Solange Knowles


I genuinely feel that it’s time for an intervention.


That’s enough now, Solange. That’s enough.

Taylor Swift


Okay, so technically this look ticks all the boxes, and it adheres to the theme. But for some reason I can’t look at it without rolling my eyes. Taylor is just always so damn put together. I feel like she never does anything spontaneously – every single move is so calculated. All the stuff she does for her fans, the way she dresses, who she dates – everything. And yes, I get it. She knows how to play the game. But it’s getting really boring. Even her Vogue video was like an unsalted pretzel.



When you were counting on being home at 23:00 and your friend is like, “Just one more shot!”


Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the images in this post. Images are used purely for commentary.
  • Karin

    Wou Lala haar boobs gebruik vir shoulder pads?

    May 3, 2016 at 1:53 pm Reply
  • jade abbott

    I literally burst out laughing at every one of your comments. Beyonce does look bad hey, especially that eyeshadow. she’s releasing an album ffs. Madonna needs to be put to rest i mean really now!

    May 4, 2016 at 3:02 pm Reply
  • Karlien Theart

    Im sorry…but it looks like Beyonce’ is wearing a condom.

    May 11, 2016 at 11:57 am Reply
  • Tatiana Moncourt

    No, Karlien, Beyonce is always nice, just do not really appreciate Madonna’s weird outfit.

    May 12, 2016 at 7:30 am Reply
  • Theresa Jansen Van Rensburg

    Does anyone despise Taylor Swift as much as I do? As the joke goes: “She’s so plastic all that’s missing is the MADE IN CHINA sticker”

    May 13, 2016 at 9:19 am Reply

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