A while ago I wrote about what it’s like being harassed and catcalled by siff men while walking in town.
I’ve tried every approach to getting men like this off my case: Pretending to be married, ignoring them or just the good ol’ “Fuck off”. None of these seem to have any impact whatsoever.
So I’ve come up with a more powerful strategy.
When a guy asks you, “Why are you not smiling?” say:
1. Because Heath Ledger is dead
If you can manage a few tears while saying this - EVEN BETTER.
Hopefully he doesn’t know who Heath Ledger is.
2. Because you smell
That’s right, I’m childish like that. Tit for tat, you shit.
When a guy catcalls you, do...