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10 Feb

How to get stupidly drunk on Valentine’s Day

I seriously have no time for Valentine's Day. Even when I had a boyfriend I was just like: NOPE. I don't want chocolates, diamonds, cupids or teddy bears. I want burgers and chips and a Mr Price voucher. Because I'm a classy bitch like that. I seriously don't get Valentine's Day - you're supposed to show people you love them everyday. Whatever your feelings about Valentine's Day, here's a fool proof way to have yourself a good time this Friday. Enjoy! 1. Pour yourself a drank 2. Put some lipstick on, because you deserve to look hawt. (Even though you're single as shit) 3. Drink everytime you see a "I don't need a man!" tweet. Cool story, bro. 4. Drink everytime you see a sad Facebook status. 5. Drink...
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10 Feb

Dear young married people

Dear young married people, I'd first like to apologise for any rudeness from unmarried folk. I hope that this letter will put things into perspective for you and make you understand why you've been judged for saying "I do". You're probably familiar with Maslow's hierarchy of needs. If not, here's a picture of it.   Just as there's a hierarchy of needs for humans, there's a hierarchy of needs for people in their 20s. You want to: A. Graduate from college B. Get a good job C. Get an apartment, car and other grown up shit D. Find someone to marry/spend your life with E. Get married F. Have kids (this often spills over into your 30s) G. Buy a house (This definitely only happens in your 30s) The thing is, a lot...
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