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5 Nov

How to find out if you’re eligible to buy fireworks on Guy Fawkes Day

I am very much against Guy Fawkes Day. Yes, I think fireworks are beautiful, but I don’t like what they do to animals. I’ve seen and heard some disgusting shit about animal abuse on Guy Fawkes Day. That’s why I think it’s important that people who want to buy fireworks should fill out the below questionnaire to find out if you’re eligible to buy fireworks. Did you leave high school at 15? Does your car have a Monster sticker on its bumper? Is your car dropped, or does it have spinning rims and blue lights underneath it? Was Twilight the best (and only) book you’ve ever read? Do you think Red October was a genius idea? Did you just Google Red October because you didn’t understand the...
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