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19 Feb

Open letter to Amber Rose

Dear Amber Rose,

Before writing this letter to you I had to Google you to find out who you are. Even Wikipedia was like, “Who dis?” when I typed in your name.

I found out about your existence at the beginning of the year when you divorced Wiz Khalifa, who btw looks like the Polsmoor version of the Nik Naks man.

Soon after that you posted this super tasteful photo of yourself, which was obviously not a cry for attention at all.

Then the other day I saw your name on my Twitter timeline again – this time for calling the Kardashians whores.

Now, I’ll admit that my first instinct was to grab the popcorn and have a good LOL. But then the more I thought about it, the more upset I got about the fact that you used that term so loosely.

Yes, Kim K has a sex tape. And yes, I do sometimes get the grillies when I think about the amount of d that family has seen. Does that warrant being called a whore? No. It doesn’t.

Both you and the Kardashians are attention seekers of note, but at least the Kardashians are doing something. Instead of sub-tweeting everyone and having a hissy fit like you, Kim took the betrayal of a man and turned it into a multi-million franchise.

Tell me, Amber. What is it that you do the whole day? Why are you even famous? Because I’m struggling to see why the media is even giving you the time of day.

Yoh, it's hard work doing nothing.

Yoh, it’s hard work doing nothing.

I think you should use all that spare time you seem to have to think about your choice in men. Kanye West is one brain cell away from a Neanderthal.



And Wiz… What can even be said about a man whose name rhymes with a body fluid?

That said, you also didn’t deserve the names Khloe Kardashian and her krew threw at you. No matter what, calling other women sluts and whores is not acceptable.

So Amber, I’ve given you a lot to think about in the 24 hours a day you spend doing fuckall.

I hope you’ve learnt something from this.


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  • Painting In Pink

    Thank you for posting this! I’m so tired of women being little gangstas on the net and calling each others bitches and ho’s like it’s okay to act like you have a D dangling between your legs cause breaking each other down is the norm right?! I absolutely hate it and I’m not a fan of either but I applaud Kim for not getting involved in this feud and Khloe needs to mind her own as she’s endured enough shade from Lamar to last a lifetime.

    So hells yes to this post and fingers up to all who retweeted these two FEMALES (because calling them ladies is asking too much of me) in support of their disgusting behaviour.

    February 19, 2015 at 10:10 am Reply
  • Cashe

    I thought that Amber Rose was a porn star. There is nothing wrong with that as a profession, it takes a lot of dedication, I am sure. Nevertheless, women need to stop being such bitches to each other. Seriously. We have more than enough shit to deal with for just being women, that it makes sense that we team up and be friends and shit.
    Anyway, both of these ladies have more Instagram followers and ex’s than I do, so they should seriously just get along.
    P.S. I loved this!

    February 19, 2015 at 10:21 am Reply
  • Luser

    Personally, I don’t think Amber Rose’s original tweet was even directed at Kylie. It was directed at Tyga, a man with a child who is dating an under-aged teenager. Khloe jumped in and made a personal attack at Amber who, mind you, grew up in the ghetto, not uptown Hollywood. To have some rich girl make a jab at the things you had to do to support your family, especially when she doesn’t know a thing about adversity, would rile me the fr*ck up, too. Khloe was in the wrong here

    February 19, 2015 at 7:11 pm Reply
  • Cara Fay

    “Wiz Khalifa, who btw looks like the Polsmoor version of the Nik Naks man.” – this is pretty much EVERYTHING!

    February 26, 2015 at 9:06 am Reply

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