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5 Feb

An open letter to Anja van der Spuy

Dear Anja,

Can you even read English?

I see that you wrote Jennifer Aniston an open letter. How dare you attack such a sweet woman?

You think that you’re so cool, but we all know that you used to think that Austria is just a shorter way of saying Australia. Not to mention that time you thought that Charlie Hebdo was a person.

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And who are you to judge Jennifer Aniston’s hair? You once dyed your hair to look like Rondald McDonald, who btw is a kak person to idolise. (I’ve seen the Supersize Number 5 boxes in your car.)

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2010 wasn’t your best year.

Jennifer Aniston’s dresses might be safe, but at least she never thought that purple leggings, gold shoes and denim shorts go together. That’s right, I remember that fugly outfit.

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Let’s never forget that you used to go clubbing and have been in Tollies and Tiger Tiger.

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And not only that – you were totally a woo girl back in the day. That’s right, A WOO GIRL.

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That reminds me – you like to diss Two Broke Girls and Big Bang Theory, but you used to think How I Met Your Mother and Barney Stinson were the funniest things on the planet. *Shudder*

So Anja, never forget that you were also once a Miley, Jennifer and even Avril Lavigne. You’re not better than any of the stars you’ve written letters to. Except Kylie Jenner, because let’s be honest – I win.

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Love,

Present Anja

P.S. I’m so glad you’re over your stupid duck face phase.

3 Comments
  • Jenny

    Oh how I laughed and laughed. I did agree with you about Jen. That hair. Those dresses. The boringness. Could she crack a smile?

    February 5, 2015 at 12:36 pm Reply
  • Nuzhah

    This post was probably inspired by some reader with a cork up her ass who had a problem with your open letters. I love how you didn’t take her words too seriously and ended up writing this hella fab post. #highfive

    February 9, 2015 at 9:20 am Reply
  • Gugu_A1

    LOL! I still think Barney and HIMYM is funny 😀

    February 18, 2015 at 11:37 pm Reply

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