Can you even read English?
I see that you wrote Jennifer Aniston an open letter. How dare you attack such a sweet woman?
You think that you’re so cool, but we all know that you used to think that Austria is just a shorter way of saying Australia. Not to mention that time you thought that Charlie Hebdo was a person.
And who are you to judge Jennifer Aniston’s hair? You once dyed your hair to look like Rondald McDonald, who btw is a kak person to idolise. (I’ve seen the Supersize Number 5 boxes in your car.)
Jennifer Aniston’s dresses might be safe, but at least she never thought that purple leggings, gold shoes and denim shorts go together. That’s right, I remember that fugly outfit.
Let’s never forget that you used to go clubbing and have been in Tollies and Tiger Tiger.
And not only that – you were totally a woo girl back in the day. That’s right, A WOO GIRL.
That reminds me – you like to diss Two Broke Girls and Big Bang Theory, but you used to think How I Met Your Mother and Barney Stinson were the funniest things on the planet. *Shudder*
So Anja, never forget that you were also once a Miley, Jennifer and even Avril Lavigne. You’re not better than any of the stars you’ve written letters to. Except Kylie Jenner, because let’s be honest – I win.
P.S. I’m so glad you’re over your stupid duck face phase.