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A courier just called me to say he's outside my office in an M300 and I legit went outside looking for someone in a spaceship.

About 4 days ago from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

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9 Sep

Life’s greatest disappointments

Everyone always talk about the disappointment of not getting a job, or of being in love with someone and finding out that they don’t feel the same.

But no one ever talks about these great disappointments that we experience so frequently. It’s so sad, so sad…

When you get excited about an email attachment, and it turns out to be the person’s signature.

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When you forget your iPod at home and have to listen to other people’s voices on the bus/train home.

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When you get excited about removing the plastic sleeve off a new appliance/phone, and it turns out that someone did it before you.

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When you squeeze a zit and nothing comes out. (Sorry not sorry)

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When you Facebook stalk a hot person and notice that they’re semi-illiterate.

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When you think a celebrity is really cool, and you find out that they’re a Scientologist. (Looking at you, Laura Prepon)

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When life gives you lemons instead of money.

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When you’ve been fantasising about sleeping in, and wake up earlier than normal.

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When you make a hilarious movie reference and nobody gets it.

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When you’ve been looking forward to an event and on that morning you wake up with a snot nose.

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When you’re sick and your medication doesn’t make you feel like you’re floating on cupid’s back. (Only me? Okay.)

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When you’ve been looking forward to an empty lift where you can pull your underwear out of your bum, and someone appears out of nowhere to take the lift with you.

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When you meet a hottie and you want to cyber stalk them, but all you can find is their LinkedIn.

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When you see (1) in your inbox, get excited, and then realise that it’s just that email you sent yourself earlier.

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5 Comments
  • FergliciousKate

    Freaking hilarious!!!

    September 9, 2014 at 10:13 am Reply
  • Charlene

    Brilliant! I hate when I do that myself with the email thing :'(

    September 9, 2014 at 10:33 am Reply
  • Girl in the Pearls

    The plastic sleeve off the phone (IPAD MINI) thing is my fault, isn’t it? 😉

    September 10, 2014 at 6:28 am Reply
  • Nuzhah

    Love reading your funny posts!

    September 12, 2014 at 8:50 am Reply
  • Gugu_A1

    HAHAHAHA! My goodness this was too funny, I can relate.

    September 24, 2014 at 10:01 pm Reply

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