Before you read this, just know that I am fully aware of the fact that I am an asshole.
Okay, let’s move on.
If you’ve been following my blog for a while now, it will probably come as no surprise to you that I am not fond of motivational quotes. I know it gives some people hope, but it just has the opposite effect on me.
To prove my point, I went on Pinterest and found some eye-roll inducing quotes. Here you go.
Or you know, when you have this thing called a BOAT.
What? Maybe it just needs a bit of Q20? Or maybe it’s winter and the door just expanded a bit. Don’t give up so quickly, jisou.
Well, getting into bed at 20:00 and watching the latest episode of Game of Thrones actually brings me closer to tomorrow.
Yeah, that is simply not true. Sometimes you do someone a favour out of the kindness of your heart, and then they’re a dick about it. You’re allowed to regret being nice to them.
Actually I heard a weird noise behind me and I know it’s better to be vigilant than dead.
Almost like this quote.
I truly don’t know how I am ever going to get rid of this vomit taste in my mouth.
And use that medical aid you pay so donners much for.
So I am either going to drown in a tsunami, or I am going naked to school on civvies day. Great.
NO I CAN’T CHILL ABOUT THAT MISSING APOSTROPHE
*ADDS SALAMI TO CART*
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. DAMN RIGHT, IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS.
I’d be lying if I said your unmade bed doesn’t give me the creeps. Maak jou bed op man, moer.
Okay, I can basically do this all day. Feel free to share your least favourite quotes with me below.