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26 May

Hating on Pinterest Quotes

Before you read this, just know that I am fully aware of the fact that I am an asshole.

Okay, let’s move on.

If you’ve been following my blog for a while now, it will probably come as no surprise to you that I am not fond of motivational quotes. I know it gives some people hope, but it just has the opposite effect on me.

To prove my point, I went on Pinterest and found some eye-roll inducing quotes. Here you go.

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Or you know, when you have this thing called a BOAT.

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What? Maybe it just needs a bit of Q20? Or maybe it’s winter and the door just expanded a bit. Don’t give up so quickly, jisou.

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Well, getting into bed at 20:00 and watching the latest episode of Game of Thrones actually brings me closer to tomorrow.

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Yeah, that is simply not true. Sometimes you do someone a favour out of the kindness of your heart, and then they’re a dick about it. You’re allowed to regret being nice to them.

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Actually I heard a weird noise behind me and I know it’s better to be vigilant than dead.

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Almost like this quote.

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I truly don’t know how I am ever going to get rid of this vomit taste in my mouth.

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R.I.P. Grammar.

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And use that medical aid you pay so donners much for.

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So I am either going to drown in a tsunami, or I am going naked to school on civvies day. Great.

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NO I CAN’T CHILL ABOUT THAT MISSING APOSTROPHE

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*ADDS SALAMI TO CART*

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. DAMN RIGHT, IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS.

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I’d be lying if I said your unmade bed doesn’t give me the creeps. Maak jou bed op man, moer. 


 

Okay, I can basically do this all day. Feel free to share your least favourite quotes with me below.

And remember:

LIVE
LAUGH
LOVE

kots

Anja Wintour

avds91@gmail.com

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7 Comments
  • Ridotshila

    LOL you are soooo funny!

    May 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm Reply
  • Theresa Jansen Van Rensburg

    You made my day! And my weekend! Maybe facebook should add a KOTS button!!

    May 27, 2016 at 6:45 am Reply
  • Natalie Vice

    The best! Yes I vote for the KOTS button.

    May 27, 2016 at 9:19 am Reply
  • Debs

    Too funny!! That ‘…it’s been an ugly day…’ one is my fave. WTAF. If a man said that to me I would laugh in his pathetic face.

    May 27, 2016 at 11:55 am Reply
  • Cara

    my WORST at the moment.

    “It takes a strong person to remain single in a world that is accustomed to settling with anythign just so they can say they have something.”

    kots.

    May 27, 2016 at 1:45 pm Reply
    • Cara

      ahem.

      anything*

      May 27, 2016 at 1:45 pm Reply
  • Elle H

    Laughing so much. Funny, as always, love your work Anja!

    And another vote for the “kots” button!

    May 28, 2016 at 6:21 am Reply

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