1. Find out if your crush has a girlfriend

This applies to boys and girls.

2. Find out if your crush has a boyfriend

I’m not only talking to the boys.

3. Find out if your crush has a boyfriend and a girlfriend

Bicycle, biiiicycle, bicycle!

4. Find out how many of your friends/acquaintances your crush has been with

The answer will probably be: ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

Cape Town is the second largest city in the South Africa, yet everyone’s incestuous AF.

5. Find out if your crush is engaged/married

Just because your crush has a mansion, expensive car and two children, doesn’t mean that they’re married. This is Cape Town.

6. Enter relationship

Stalk them until they give in.

7. Start a blog about your relationship

Sorry, but your relationship isn’t real if it doesn’t have its own blog.

 

The end.