Rants - Glitz and Grammar

If there's one thing I would say to my younger self, it's this: you have no idea how much time you'll spend wrapping your head around algorithms.

Yesterday from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

I hope I'll come back as a fashion ghost one day to haunt people with messages like this. "It's not you. It's these kak fitting room lights." "Don't save your cute clothes for a special event." "There's no such thing as too much leopard-print." In an Afrikaans accent of course. twitter.com/eimaj_j/status…

About 2 days ago from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

A short story about retargeting. pic.twitter.com/Y3cL9RNZ57

About 2 days ago from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

Everyone around me has stomach bugs and I'm quite literally in the middle of a shit storm.

About 3 days ago from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

Someone I follow on Instagram emigrated and for 5 years I looked at her stories and thought she lived in Australia. She lives in New Zealand.

About 3 days ago from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

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20 May

Red carpet rant: The 2013 Billboard Awards

by Anja Wintour

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Alyssa Milano Oh honey, I wish you really had magical powers so that you could make this outfit disappear. Madonna COVER YOUR COOKAH! Z-LaLa Zoltang. Taylor Swift Where's the icerink? Avril Lavigne Somebody should buy Avril Lavigne a calender so that she see that it's 2013, not 2004. "Nice wig, Janis! What's it made of?" "Your mom's chesthair!" Jenny McCarthy This is what trying too hard looks like. David Guetta and his wife Please excuse me while I throw up. I have no idea who this person is, but she looks like kak and she's making the dog look bad. Ke$sha COVER YOUR COOKAH!...

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15 Apr

Red carpet rant: MTV Movie Awards

by Anja Wintour

Rants

Last night’s MTV Movie Awards delivered a few beautiful outfits, and celebs like Emma Watson and Selena Gomez looked really amazing. But I’m not here to talk about those. I haven’t done one of these red carpet rants in a while, so I have A LOT of pent up bitchiness. So please excuse me while I put my best pair of judgepants on to tell you exactly what I thought of last night’s worst dressed. Ke$ha Makeup: Kids, this is what happens when you have an STD. Outfit: There’s just too much going on here. As separate pieces I don’t hate what she’s wearing – I actually like the hat and fringe top. But put together she looks like a drunk (and blind) cowboy. Positive: Luckily...

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