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13 Jan

Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant

All the stars looked so amazing at the 2014 Golden Globes that it was almost impossible to find worst dressed stars. But luckily Julia Roberts decided to wear one of Mother Theresa's hand-me-downs, and Amber Heard raided an evil villain's wardrobe. So, without further ado, here's my 2014 Golden Globes red carpet rant. Julia Roberts She looks like she's on her way to an audition for Amish in The City. I don't understand that white blouse thing - without it this outfit would make more sense. In fact, it would actually look a lot like Princess Anastasia's dress. Amber Heard Okay who gave Maleficent an invite to the Golden Globes? Olivia Wilde Have you ever seen a documentary on how snakes feed? Paula Patton Holy shit, there's an...
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11 Nov

EMA 2013 red carpet rant

You guys know how much I love a lekker red carpet rant, and it's always such a disappointment when the celebrities don't wear their crème dela kak outfits. Sadly, the 2013 EMAs didn't deliver the most hideous outfits. But not to worry, I still found a few outfits to bitch about. Katy Perry She looked absolutely amazing on the red carpet. I loved her 50s hairstyle and figure hugging dress. But then during her performance she turned back into her mutant-form, Mystique. And apparently she recently got her Hogwarts acceptance letter. Jay Sean and Swizz Beats Well, this is the most awkward photo ever. "They're taking photos of me. WHAT MUST I DO? MY ARMS FEEL SO AWKWARD." Here's an idea: don't show the peace sign. Ariana Grande Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
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20 May

Red carpet rant: The 2013 Billboard Awards

Alyssa Milano Oh honey, I wish you really had magical powers so that you could make this outfit disappear. Madonna COVER YOUR COOKAH! Z-LaLa Zoltang. Taylor Swift Where's the icerink? Avril Lavigne  Somebody should buy Avril Lavigne a calender so that she see that it's 2013, not 2004. "Nice wig, Janis! What's it made of?" "Your mom's chesthair!" Jenny McCarthy This is what trying too hard looks like. David Guetta and his wife Please excuse me while I throw up. I have no idea who this person is, but she looks like kak and she's making the dog look bad. Ke$sha COVER YOUR COOKAH!...
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15 Apr

Red carpet rant: MTV Movie Awards

Last night’s MTV Movie Awards delivered a few beautiful outfits, and celebs like Emma Watson and Selena Gomez looked really amazing. But I’m not here to talk about those. I haven’t done one of these red carpet rants in a while, so I have A LOT of pent up bitchiness. So please excuse me while I put my best pair of judgepants on to tell you exactly what I thought of last night’s worst dressed. Ke$ha Makeup: Kids, this is what happens when you have an STD. Outfit: There’s just too much going on here. As separate pieces I don’t hate what she’s wearing – I actually like the hat and fringe top. But put together she looks like a drunk (and blind) cowboy. Positive: Luckily...
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