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3 Mar

Oscars Red Carpet Rant Pt. 2

You guys liked my Oscars Red Carpet Rant so much (I don’t know why), that I decided to do an Oscars After Party rant for you too. Here you go. Emma Roberts Image via www.elle.com EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SPIDERS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! www.tumblr.com Zooey Deschanel Image via www.elle.com Right kids, it’s time for an unpopular opinion: I find Zooey Deschanel really annoying. The whole “I’m so quirky” thing is great and everything, but this is the Oscars. Why does your dress look like you stole it from a three-year-old and sewed weed patches on it? WE GET IT, YOU’RE INDIE. Sit down now. Freida Pinto Image via http://www.elle.com/ The dress isn't...
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1 Mar

2016 Oscars Red Carpet Rant

I have never been a fan of the Oscars, purely because I feel that it is almost as rigged at The Loeries. It’s also a very lengthy award ceremony, and my attention span is too short to enjoy it. But the one thing the Oscars ceremonies have always delivered is beautiful couture. I remember drooling over the back page of Die Huisgenoot as a kid, hoping I will grow up to be as glamorous as the women on the red carpet. But let’s be honest, 2016 was not the best year in terms of Oscars fashion. Actually it was not the year for anything Oscars-related. *Cough* Racism *Cough* These are the outfits that made me go: “MONEY GROWS ON YOUR BACK, DRESS LIKE...
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17 Feb

2016 Grammy Awards Red Carpet Rant

Guys, it is with the greatest pleasure that I bring you my 2016 Grammy Awards Red Carpet Rant.   Johnny Depp Right, I'll be the one to say it. Johnny Depp looks like a felon turned fisherman who thinks that craft beer is for pussies. Embed from Getty Images   Andra Day I once bought a moss green nail polish at a Clicks sale (damn, I can't resist those), but it was actually really sies I took it off 10min after applying it. This is what the cotton wool looked like afterwards. Embed from Getty Images LL Cool J I actually just want to know who keeps inviting LL Cool J to events. Embed from Getty Images Bonnie Mckee "Welcome to the Hunger Games!" Embed from Getty Images Cam This whole outfit put me in the mood for Macaroni and...
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11 Jan

2016 Golden Globes Red Carpet Round-Up

The celebrities really went all out for the 2016 Golden Globes, so much so that I can't just do a traditional red carpet rant. I decided to incorporate some of the best looks of the night. Check it out! Best   Kylie Jenner It's no secret that I'm not her biggest fan, but I am in AWE of this dress. Go, Kylie! Embed from Getty Images Selena Gomez This dress is what I like to call "Ouma chic". The plus side to this is that you can wear it to bed, or when you run away with a pack of gypsies. The options are endless. Embed from Getty Images Kate Hudson I actually just included this to mention that Kate Hudson is 100% a vampire. OkaybyeEmbed from Getty Images Amy Schumer Okay, maybe I...
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20 Nov

A rant about letting Internet jokes go

Let me tell you a little story about life. In life there will always be humans who don’t know when to let a joke go. Think back to your earliest memories of primary school when there was always that one kid who repeated, “Oranje panje blou, die meisies hou van jou!” every bloody day. Nee. These humans used to blend in quite easily, until the Internet happened. Now they are on your Facebook – sharing minion memes and Aunty Acid quotes like there’s no tomorrow. Wait, let me just quickly recover from making eye contact with a minion meme quickly. Almost better… Okay, I feel better now. Let’s move on. The worst perpetrators, however, are the ones who don’t know when a pop culture joke has...
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