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A courier just called me to say he's outside my office in an M300 and I legit went outside looking for someone in a spaceship.

About 4 days ago from Anja van der Spuy's Twitter

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9 Jan

2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant

You guys know the drill. Here's my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant. Carrie Underwood http://www.eonline.com/ Image via Art Fire: ArtFire.com Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies. Sarah Jessica Parker When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF. http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche Tran "You'll never wear your matric farewell gown again." http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche: LOOK AT ME NOW, BIETSES. Naomi Campbell eonline.com Miss South Africa finalist. Chrissy Teigen https://za.pinterest.com/jemgirl/80s-90s-nostalgia/ Felicity Jones eonline.com A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity. B.) I refuse to believe that this isn't Zooey Deschanel. Michelle Williams www.yahoo.com When you get an invite to The Golden Globes, but you need to save for your...
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22 Nov

2016 AMAs Red Carpet Rant

My blog has been like a graveyard this past month, but I have resurrected it to bring you guys a lekker bitchy red carpet rant. You're welcome. Olivia Munn http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ This  is literally what I look like when I try "dresses" on at Mr Price. Heidi Klum http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ WHY IS SHE STILL GETTING INVITES TO THESE CEREMONIES. Idina Menzel http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ #OutfitRepeater Lauren Giraldo http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ So nice of Lauren to take a break from saving the world to attend an awards ceremony. Skylar Grey http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ Gigi Hadid eonline.com I am so angry at myself for actually liking this dress, because it looks like a doily table at an NG Kerk bazaar. Daya Identity sale in 2005. Emile Sande ...
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19 Sep

2016 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Rant

I actually found this red carpet rant quite tricky to do, as so many of the celebs looked absolutely amazing. Of course I still managed to find a few to rant about, so here you go. Anna Chlumsky Fabric City sale. Claire Danes http://www.eonline.com/ Caribbean Tan sale. Sofia Vergara http://www.etonline.com/ Tonight when I can't sleep, I'm just going to count the number of times I've seen Sofia in this exact same silhouette. Alia Shawkat http://www.celebuzz.com/ Look hey, I completely understand how uncomfortable bras are, and what a las it is to wear them. And I fully support going braless every now and then. But your breasties are your besties, and they deserve better than this. Heidi Klum http://perezhilton.com/ Heidi...
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22 Mar

A rant about motorists

Last year only 10% of my life was spent on the road when I occasionally drove to Paarl to visit my family, or to the Waterfront to do some angry shopping. (If you ever see me there, don’t talk to me or make eye contact, you will die.) This year I started a new job that requires me to drive a lot more. I drive against traffic most of the time, but the N1 has still unleashed a hell fire in my soul that I needed to release here. Buckle up, here comes an epic rant. If your car is expensive you never have to indicate If your car is expensive, you don’t have to indicate when changing lanes. You don’t even have to...
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