You guys know the drill. Here's my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant. Carrie Underwood http://www.eonline.com/ Image via Art Fire: ArtFire.com Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies. Sarah Jessica Parker When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF. http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche Tran "You'll never wear your matric farewell gown again." http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche: LOOK AT ME NOW, BIETSES. Naomi Campbell eonline.com Miss South Africa finalist. Chrissy Teigen https://za.pinterest.com/jemgirl/80s-90s-nostalgia/ Felicity Jones eonline.com A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity. B.) I refuse to believe that this isn't Zooey Deschanel. Michelle Williams www.yahoo.com When you get an invite to The Golden Globes, but you need to save for your...

Last year only 10% of my life was spent on the road when I occasionally drove to Paarl to visit my family, or to the Waterfront to do some angry shopping. (If you ever see me there, don’t talk to me or make eye contact, you will die.) This year I started a new job that requires me to drive a lot more. I drive against traffic most of the time, but the N1 has still unleashed a hell fire in my soul that I needed to release here. Buckle up, here comes an epic rant. If your car is expensive you never have to indicate If your car is expensive, you don’t have to indicate when changing lanes. You don’t even have to...