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22 Nov

2016 AMAs Red Carpet Rant

My blog has been like a graveyard this past month, but I have resurrected it to bring you guys a lekker bitchy red carpet rant. You're welcome. Olivia Munn This  is literally what I look like when I try "dresses" on at Mr Price. Heidi Klum WHY IS SHE STILL GETTING INVITES TO THESE CEREMONIES. Idina Menzel #OutfitRepeater Lauren Giraldo So nice of Lauren to take a break from saving the world to attend an awards ceremony. Skylar Grey Gigi Hadid I am so angry at myself for actually liking this dress, because it looks like a doily table at an NG Kerk bazaar. Daya Identity sale in 2005. Emile Sande ...
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19 Sep

2016 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Rant

I actually found this red carpet rant quite tricky to do, as so many of the celebs looked absolutely amazing. Of course I still managed to find a few to rant about, so here you go. Anna Chlumsky Fabric City sale. Claire Danes Caribbean Tan sale. Sofia Vergara Tonight when I can't sleep, I'm just going to count the number of times I've seen Sofia in this exact same silhouette. Alia Shawkat Look hey, I completely understand how uncomfortable bras are, and what a las it is to wear them. And I fully support going braless every now and then. But your breasties are your besties, and they deserve better than this. Heidi Klum Heidi...
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22 Mar

A rant about motorists

Last year only 10% of my life was spent on the road when I occasionally drove to Paarl to visit my family, or to the Waterfront to do some angry shopping. (If you ever see me there, don’t talk to me or make eye contact, you will die.) This year I started a new job that requires me to drive a lot more. I drive against traffic most of the time, but the N1 has still unleashed a hell fire in my soul that I needed to release here. Buckle up, here comes an epic rant. If your car is expensive you never have to indicate If your car is expensive, you don’t have to indicate when changing lanes. You don’t even have to...
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3 Mar

Oscars Red Carpet Rant Pt. 2

You guys liked my Oscars Red Carpet Rant so much (I don’t know why), that I decided to do an Oscars After Party rant for you too. Here you go. Emma Roberts Image via EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SPIDERS! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! Zooey Deschanel Image via Right kids, it’s time for an unpopular opinion: I find Zooey Deschanel really annoying. The whole “I’m so quirky” thing is great and everything, but this is the Oscars. Why does your dress look like you stole it from a three-year-old and sewed weed patches on it? WE GET IT, YOU’RE INDIE. Sit down now. Freida Pinto Image via The dress isn't...
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