My blog has been like a graveyard this past month, but I have resurrected it to bring you guys a lekker bitchy red carpet rant. You're welcome. Olivia Munn http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ This  is literally what I look like when I try "dresses" on at Mr Price. Heidi Klum http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ WHY IS SHE STILL GETTING INVITES TO THESE CEREMONIES. Idina Menzel http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ #OutfitRepeater Lauren Giraldo http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ So nice of Lauren to take a break from saving the world to attend an awards ceremony. Skylar Grey http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ Gigi Hadid eonline.com I am so angry at myself for actually liking this dress, because it looks like a doily table at an NG Kerk bazaar. Daya Identity sale in 2005. Emile Sande ...

I actually found this red carpet rant quite tricky to do, as so many of the celebs looked absolutely amazing. Of course I still managed to find a few to rant about, so here you go. Anna Chlumsky Fabric City sale. Claire Danes http://www.eonline.com/ Caribbean Tan sale. Sofia Vergara http://www.etonline.com/ Tonight when I can't sleep, I'm just going to count the number of times I've seen Sofia in this exact same silhouette. Alia Shawkat http://www.celebuzz.com/ Look hey, I completely understand how uncomfortable bras are, and what a las it is to wear them. And I fully support going braless every now and then. But your breasties are your besties, and they deserve better than this. Heidi Klum http://perezhilton.com/ Heidi...

I LIVE for the Met Gala. Every year it produces jaw-dropping couture. This year was no different. I was absolutely in love with Claire Danes' light-up gown, and so thrilled that Naomi Campbell is still a bad bitch even after all these years. www.usmagazine.com But not all the gowns were as amazing...