The 69th annual Met Ball was themed Rei Kawakubo/Commes des Garçons. Here's how I pronounced the latter the first time I read it: KOMMES DES GARKONS. Here's how you actually pronounce it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moq_wBlimsI Cool, so now that we've established that I can never go to France, let's move on to the fashion of the night. Madonna Haai siestog, Madonna probably read "camouflage" instead of "comme de garcons". My gran's eyes also started deteriorating when she turned 80. Image via the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/  Solange Knowles Actual footage of me camping. Image via E! Online Chrissy Teigen Image via Pop Sugar: www.popsugar.com Gwyneth Paltrow This dress makes Gwyneth look almost as short as her career. Image via the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/ Elizabeth...

Last night the stars looked absolutely incredible at the Academy Awards, so I really had to scratch deep to find dresses for this post. Kudos to all the celebrities for looking so incredible. And thanks to those who gave me content for this blog. Halle Berry (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic) This outfit is more deurmekaar than kots in a tumbledryer. Leslie Mann http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ When duvet day gets a bit out of control. Kirsten Dunst http://oscar.go.com  Nice dress, Kirsten Dunst. Charissa Thompson mirror.co.uk Nice dress, Kirsten Dunst. Dakota Johnson hearstapps.com Oh wow, so proud of Mary for making it to the Oscars all the way from Bethlehem. You go, girl! Alicia Vikander wennermedia.com ...

If you've had a blue Monday, this is for you. Solange https://www.buzzfeed.com/ Amazing photo of the latest addition to The Two Oceans Aquarium. CeeLo Green https://www.buzzfeed.com When you send out a risky tweet and you refresh your notifications. Andra Day https://www.buzzfeed.com *Goes to Coachella once* Lea Michele https://www.buzzfeed.com E! Online Joy Villa Nee fokkof. Girl Crush When you love parties so much that you become one. Diva Zappa http://www.eonline.com/ Ready for the Grammys and for a night out at Gandalf's. Katy Perry This outfit is like people who put Chutney on their braaibroodjies. It was fine on its own, man. Also, this is literally what my hair looked like after the December holiday. http://www.eonline.com Skrillex ...

You guys know the drill. Here's my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant. Carrie Underwood http://www.eonline.com/ Image via Art Fire: ArtFire.com Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies. Sarah Jessica Parker When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF. http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche Tran "You'll never wear your matric farewell gown again." http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche: LOOK AT ME NOW, BIETSES. Naomi Campbell eonline.com Miss South Africa finalist. Chrissy Teigen https://za.pinterest.com/jemgirl/80s-90s-nostalgia/ Felicity Jones eonline.com A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity. B.) I refuse to believe that this isn't Zooey Deschanel. Michelle Williams www.yahoo.com When you get an invite to The Golden Globes, but you need to save for your...