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27 Feb

2017 Oscars Red Carpet Rant

Last night the stars looked absolutely incredible at the Academy Awards, so I really had to scratch deep to find dresses for this post. Kudos to all the celebrities for looking so incredible. And thanks to those who gave me content for this blog. Halle Berry (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic) This outfit is more deurmekaar than kots in a tumbledryer. Leslie Mann http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/ When duvet day gets a bit out of control. Kirsten Dunst http://oscar.go.com  Nice dress, Kirsten Dunst. Charissa Thompson mirror.co.uk Nice dress, Kirsten Dunst. Dakota Johnson hearstapps.com Oh wow, so proud of Mary for making it to the Oscars all the way from Bethlehem. You go, girl! Alicia Vikander wennermedia.com ...
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13 Feb

2017 Grammy Awards Red Carpet Rant

If you've had a blue Monday, this is for you. Solange https://www.buzzfeed.com/ Amazing photo of the latest addition to The Two Oceans Aquarium. CeeLo Green https://www.buzzfeed.com When you send out a risky tweet and you refresh your notifications. Andra Day https://www.buzzfeed.com *Goes to Coachella once* Lea Michele https://www.buzzfeed.com E! Online Joy Villa Nee fokkof. Girl Crush When you love parties so much that you become one. Diva Zappa http://www.eonline.com/ Ready for the Grammys and for a night out at Gandalf's. Katy Perry This outfit is like people who put Chutney on their braaibroodjies. It was fine on its own, man. Also, this is literally what my hair looked like after the December holiday. http://www.eonline.com Skrillex ...
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9 Jan

2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant

You guys know the drill. Here's my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant. Carrie Underwood http://www.eonline.com/ Image via Art Fire: ArtFire.com Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies. Sarah Jessica Parker When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF. http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche Tran "You'll never wear your matric farewell gown again." http://www.mirror.co.uk/ Karrueche: LOOK AT ME NOW, BIETSES. Naomi Campbell eonline.com Miss South Africa finalist. Chrissy Teigen https://za.pinterest.com/jemgirl/80s-90s-nostalgia/ Felicity Jones eonline.com A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity. B.) I refuse to believe that this isn't Zooey Deschanel. Michelle Williams www.yahoo.com When you get an invite to The Golden Globes, but you need to save for your...
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22 Nov

2016 AMAs Red Carpet Rant

My blog has been like a graveyard this past month, but I have resurrected it to bring you guys a lekker bitchy red carpet rant. You're welcome. Olivia Munn http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ This  is literally what I look like when I try "dresses" on at Mr Price. Heidi Klum http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ WHY IS SHE STILL GETTING INVITES TO THESE CEREMONIES. Idina Menzel http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ #OutfitRepeater Lauren Giraldo http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ So nice of Lauren to take a break from saving the world to attend an awards ceremony. Skylar Grey http://www.cosmopolitan.com/ Gigi Hadid eonline.com I am so angry at myself for actually liking this dress, because it looks like a doily table at an NG Kerk bazaar. Daya Identity sale in 2005. Emile Sande ...
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19 Sep

2016 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Rant

I actually found this red carpet rant quite tricky to do, as so many of the celebs looked absolutely amazing. Of course I still managed to find a few to rant about, so here you go. Anna Chlumsky Fabric City sale. Claire Danes http://www.eonline.com/ Caribbean Tan sale. Sofia Vergara http://www.etonline.com/ Tonight when I can't sleep, I'm just going to count the number of times I've seen Sofia in this exact same silhouette. Alia Shawkat http://www.celebuzz.com/ Look hey, I completely understand how uncomfortable bras are, and what a las it is to wear them. And I fully support going braless every now and then. But your breasties are your besties, and they deserve better than this. Heidi Klum http://perezhilton.com/ Heidi...
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