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I went to a braai last night where I ate so much, I kept almost puking while laughing.

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23 May

2017 Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet Rant

Rather late than never. Camila Cabello Is this Selena Gomez or Lea Michele? Image courtesy of Halsey Lekker Woolies sale bra. Image courtesy of Noah Cyrus I always knew Snape would come back from the dead. Image courtesy of Celine Dion Image courtesy of Ashley Tisdale in 2013 Image courtesy of Ashley Simpson in 2015 Image courtesy of Ashley Tisdale 2017 Image courtesy of Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus So nice of the Cyrus family to drive all the way from Noordhoek to town to support their daughters. Image courtesy of Sibley Scoles Ready for the Purpose Tour. Brandi Cyrus "Ya'll, I can't stand...
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2 May

2017 Met Gala Red Carpet Rant

The 69th annual Met Ball was themed Rei Kawakubo/Commes des Garçons. Here's how I pronounced the latter the first time I read it: KOMMES DES GARKONS. Here's how you actually pronounce it: Cool, so now that we've established that I can never go to France, let's move on to the fashion of the night. Madonna Haai siestog, Madonna probably read "camouflage" instead of "comme de garcons". My gran's eyes also started deteriorating when she turned 80. Image via the NY Times:  Solange Knowles Actual footage of me camping. Image via E! Online Chrissy Teigen Image via Pop Sugar: Gwyneth Paltrow This dress makes Gwyneth look almost as short as her career. Image via the NY Times: Elizabeth...
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27 Feb

2017 Oscars Red Carpet Rant

Last night the stars looked absolutely incredible at the Academy Awards, so I really had to scratch deep to find dresses for this post. Kudos to all the celebrities for looking so incredible. And thanks to those who gave me content for this blog. Halle Berry (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic) This outfit is more deurmekaar than kots in a tumbledryer. Leslie Mann When duvet day gets a bit out of control. Kirsten Dunst  Nice dress, Kirsten Dunst. Charissa Thompson Nice dress, Kirsten Dunst. Dakota Johnson Oh wow, so proud of Mary for making it to the Oscars all the way from Bethlehem. You go, girl! Alicia Vikander ...
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13 Feb

2017 Grammy Awards Red Carpet Rant

If you've had a blue Monday, this is for you. Solange Amazing photo of the latest addition to The Two Oceans Aquarium. CeeLo Green When you send out a risky tweet and you refresh your notifications. Andra Day *Goes to Coachella once* Lea Michele E! Online Joy Villa Nee fokkof. Girl Crush When you love parties so much that you become one. Diva Zappa Ready for the Grammys and for a night out at Gandalf's. Katy Perry This outfit is like people who put Chutney on their braaibroodjies. It was fine on its own, man. Also, this is literally what my hair looked like after the December holiday. Skrillex ...
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9 Jan

2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant

You guys know the drill. Here's my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant. Carrie Underwood Image via Art Fire: Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies. Sarah Jessica Parker When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF. Karrueche Tran "You'll never wear your matric farewell gown again." Karrueche: LOOK AT ME NOW, BIETSES. Naomi Campbell Miss South Africa finalist. Chrissy Teigen Felicity Jones A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity. B.) I refuse to believe that this isn't Zooey Deschanel. Michelle Williams When you get an invite to The Golden Globes, but you need to save for your...
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