I am a firm believer in sharing my life's embarrassment with you, I decided to write about my first week at the new company. Enjoy.
This whole day can be summarised in one (made up) word: DERP
On my first day my new manager took me around the office to introduce me to everyone, which resulted in a lot of fake laughing and awkward sweaty handshakes.
I probably said, “Nice to meet you!” about a thousand times that day. With the exception of the one time I said, “HICE to meet you.”
My desk is right next to the office fridge, which is usually amazing because it would mean that I don’t have to walk far to stuff my...