I went to a braai last night where I ate so much, I kept almost puking while laughing.
After 2 months of dealing with used car salesmen, I can confirm that they, together with estate agents and Donatella Versace, do not have souls.
Today felt like one long lukewarm bath. JK, I don't even remember what that feels like anymore.
Downloaded a period app and noticed it has a cryptic name so that snoopers can't tell what it's about. They don't know who they're dealing with. I would have felt 0 embarrassment even if it was called Koek Calendar.