I am a firm believer in sharing my life's embarrassment with you, I decided to write about my first week at the new company. Enjoy.
This whole day can be summarised in one (made up) word: DERP
On my first day my new manager took me around the office to introduce me to everyone, which resulted in a lot of fake laughing and awkward sweaty handshakes.
I probably said, “Nice to meet you!” about a thousand times that day. With the exception of the one time I said, “HICE to meet you.”
My desk is right next to the office fridge, which is usually amazing because it would mean that I don’t have to walk far to stuff my...
[dropcap1]I[/dropcap1] don’t always have the words to say how I feel, so I decided to let the GIFs do the talking.
When I get retweeted on Twitter or when someone likes one of my posts on Facebook.
When it dawns on me that I might have accidentally sent a bitchy sms to the person that I was bitching about.
When a guy can't stop talking about himself.
What happens every single time I try to show off.
When I'm in the presence of someone who's a total suck up.
Me in every meeting ever.
When someone who thinks that he/she is hilarious makes a joke in my presence.
How I think friendship is supposed to work.
How I act when I'm at home.
When I have to get up on Mondays.
In my first year at Red & Yellow, we were given a brief to go someplace out of our comfort zone and write about it. I decided to go to Adult World in Paarl, and this is what I wrote: (Our lecturer had to read this)
I’m not even going to deny that I’ve always looked for an excuse to go into Adult World. Then, yesterday, we got a new assignment that gave me the golden opportunity to enter the Narnia door of porn.
The assignment was for us to go to a place we’ve never been to, preferably out of our comfort zone, and observe everyone and everything there. At first I thought of going to a few lectures with my...