I made a meme out of my favourite saying.
Things that get my STAMP OF DISAPPROVAL.
People who complain on Facebook about having too much work.
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"Legen - wait for it - wait for it -"
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I say:
Girls who gossip about their friends' weight.
When I give someone a gap in traffic and they don't even thank me.
Guys who like Owl City.
"Like, I don't get it - what do you DO on Twitter?"
Afrikaans people who speak English to each other.
Couples with joint Facebook accounts.
People who say "Pinteresting".
Guys who are sexist.
First of all, fuck you.
"Anja, have you seen this Harlem Shake -"
Fifty Shades of Grey.
"Actually, Bon Iver...
A few of you tweeted me to ask how I managed to make a sockbun. So I decided to help you guys out by showing you how I did it. I hope this helps.
This is what you will need:
A sock. (DUH)
Make sure it's a relatively skinny sock. It doesn't work with a big sock.
For instance it wouldn't work with this GIGANTIC GODZILLA SOCK.
Bobby pins and an elastic.
Wine. And lots of it.
Liquid liner and red lipstick.
Cut the toe off of the sock to create a tube.
Drink some wine. You're going to need it.
Pull your hair back in a ponytail. You can decide how high or low it should be. Just a warning: the lower the bun, the more...
I love chick flicks as much as I despise romantic movies. I've watched Clueless, Mean Girls, Easy A and John Tucker Must Die so many times that I can recite it word for word.
The best part about chick flicks is that there's usually a bitch that everybody loves to hate. These characters usually have a lot of amazing bitch wisdom that we can learn from.
These are some of my favourite movie bitches and what they've taught me about life.
Mean Girls: Regina George
Why I love her: Regina George is the bitch we all have inside of us.
Janis: How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I...
By now you all probably know that I am obsessed with leopard print. If you didn’t know this about me, here’s a photo I took of all my leopard print clothes last year. (I now have even more.)
I have a theory that my leopard print obsession is actually turning me into a leopard. I created this list to show you why.
Reasons why I am possibly a leopard:
1.) I don’t like being touched
Let me tell you one really important thing about me: I do not like being touched. I am convinced that something went wrong with my female settings, because I am really the most unaffectionate girl in the world.
If you are not part of my family or friendship group, DON’T...
You are probably all familiar with the Ain’t nobody got time for that video, right? If you’re not, let me introduce you to the BEST thing that has happened to the Internet this year.
This video inspired me to make a list of things that I ain’t got time for. Please feel free to add to it.
Obey Your Body Promoters
Closed Facebook Profiles
All Staff Emailers
And of course: BRONCHITIS