The 69th annual Met Ball was themed Rei Kawakubo/Commes des Garçons. Here's how I pronounced the latter the first time I read it: KOMMES DES GARKONS. Here's how you actually pronounce it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moq_wBlimsI Cool, so now that we've established that I can never go to France, let's move on to the fashion of the night. Madonna Haai siestog, Madonna probably read "camouflage" instead of "comme de garcons". My gran's eyes also started deteriorating when she turned 80. Image via the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/  Solange Knowles Actual footage of me camping. Image via E! Online Chrissy Teigen Image via Pop Sugar: www.popsugar.com Gwyneth Paltrow This dress makes Gwyneth look almost as short as her career. Image via the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/ Elizabeth...