By now you all probably know that I am obsessed with leopard print. If you didn’t know this about me, here’s a photo I took of all my leopard print clothes last year. (I now have even more.)
I have a theory that my leopard print obsession is actually turning me into a leopard. I created this list to show you why.
Reasons why I am possibly a leopard:
1.) I don’t like being touched
Let me tell you one really important thing about me: I do not like being touched. I am convinced that something went wrong with my female settings, because I am really the most unaffectionate girl in the world.
If you are not part of my family or friendship group, DON’T...
You are probably all familiar with the Ain’t nobody got time for that video, right? If you’re not, let me introduce you to the BEST thing that has happened to the Internet this year.
This video inspired me to make a list of things that I ain’t got time for. Please feel free to add to it.
Obey Your Body Promoters
Closed Facebook Profiles
All Staff Emailers
And of course: BRONCHITIS
I am a firm believer in sharing my life's embarrassment with you, I decided to write about my first week at the new company. Enjoy.
This whole day can be summarised in one (made up) word: DERP
On my first day my new manager took me around the office to introduce me to everyone, which resulted in a lot of fake laughing and awkward sweaty handshakes.
I probably said, “Nice to meet you!” about a thousand times that day. With the exception of the one time I said, “HICE to meet you.”
My desk is right next to the office fridge, which is usually amazing because it would mean that I don’t have to walk far to stuff my...
[dropcap1]I[/dropcap1] don’t always have the words to say how I feel, so I decided to let the GIFs do the talking.
When I get retweeted on Twitter or when someone likes one of my posts on Facebook.
When it dawns on me that I might have accidentally sent a bitchy sms to the person that I was bitching about.
When a guy can't stop talking about himself.
What happens every single time I try to show off.
When I'm in the presence of someone who's a total suck up.
Me in every meeting ever.
When someone who thinks that he/she is hilarious makes a joke in my presence.
How I think friendship is supposed to work.
How I act when I'm at home.
When I have to get up on Mondays.
In my first year at Red & Yellow, we were given a brief to go someplace out of our comfort zone and write about it. I decided to go to Adult World in Paarl, and this is what I wrote: (Our lecturer had to read this)
I’m not even going to deny that I’ve always looked for an excuse to go into Adult World. Then, yesterday, we got a new assignment that gave me the golden opportunity to enter the Narnia door of porn.
The assignment was for us to go to a place we’ve never been to, preferably out of our comfort zone, and observe everyone and everything there. At first I thought of going to a few lectures with my...