That's right, choke her.
I was overjoyed when she died at the end of season 3. Then she came back as a vampire.
I'd hoped that she would stop being such a nat pantie, but she even makes being a vampire look like a drag.
This is what her script looks like:
Stephan: Elena, bla bla bla, love bla bla.
Damon: Bla bla bla bla
Elena: Sigh. Bla bla bla. SIGH.
Caroline: Bla bla bla
Elena: SIGH SIGH SIGH SIIIIIIGH
That's all she does in the show. We should just make a drinking game out of her script - everytime she sighs you should have a shot. You'd be sloshed within 10 minutes.
Elena, you are insipid, and I can't wait until someone stakes you.
Jeremy and Matt
I made a meme out of my favourite saying.
Things that get my STAMP OF DISAPPROVAL.
People who complain on Facebook about having too much work.
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"Legen - wait for it - wait for it -"
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I say:
Girls who gossip about their friends' weight.
When I give someone a gap in traffic and they don't even thank me.
Guys who like Owl City.
"Like, I don't get it - what do you DO on Twitter?"
Afrikaans people who speak English to each other.
Couples with joint Facebook accounts.
People who say "Pinteresting".
Guys who are sexist.
First of all, fuck you.
"Anja, have you seen this Harlem Shake -"
Fifty Shades of Grey.
"Actually, Bon Iver...
A few of you tweeted me to ask how I managed to make a sockbun. So I decided to help you guys out by showing you how I did it. I hope this helps.
This is what you will need:
A sock. (DUH)
Make sure it's a relatively skinny sock. It doesn't work with a big sock.
For instance it wouldn't work with this GIGANTIC GODZILLA SOCK.
Bobby pins and an elastic.
Wine. And lots of it.
Liquid liner and red lipstick.
Cut the toe off of the sock to create a tube.
Drink some wine. You're going to need it.
Pull your hair back in a ponytail. You can decide how high or low it should be. Just a warning: the lower the bun, the more...
Shnoff: A really disgusting way of eating. (This is the only way I eat when I'm at home.)
Vetiket: Fat people etiquette. I’m not going to elaborate on this one – use your imagination.
Gay-Okay: When a gay guy gives your outfit the a-okay. This is pretty much the highest form of fashion approval, except for getting approval from the fashion queen herself, Anna Wintour.
Think skank: A play on the term "think tank".
This is what think skank looks like:
Fauxlice: Threatening someone with the police just to scare them, but you actually have no intention of ever calling the cops.
Stone: This one time while I was speaking to one of my colleagues, I wanted to ask her about the style and tone of...
I love chick flicks as much as I despise romantic movies. I've watched Clueless, Mean Girls, Easy A and John Tucker Must Die so many times that I can recite it word for word.
The best part about chick flicks is that there's usually a bitch that everybody loves to hate. These characters usually have a lot of amazing bitch wisdom that we can learn from.
These are some of my favourite movie bitches and what they've taught me about life.
Mean Girls: Regina George
Why I love her: Regina George is the bitch we all have inside of us.
Janis: How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I...