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5 Aug

5 Things I want a t-shirt for

There are certain things that I feel really strongly about. So strongly, in fact, that I want to get it printed on a t-shirt.

I really want a t-shirt that says:

1. Blaas jou fokken neus

My idea of Chinese Torture is being put in a room with someone who doesn’t believe in tissues.

I will reveal my country’s biggest secrets in a heartbeat if it means escaping the torment of hearing someone snort and sniff.


2. Cover your cookah

Nee, it is not okay to wear a t-shirt as a dress. It is also not okay to wear tights as pants… WITH A CROP TOP.

And while we’re on this topic. Cape Town, those hideous bum-revealing shirts have got to go too. Bedek jou boude!


3. I’m not sorry

This can be applied to so many things.

Walking down the street with a pizza box and doughnuts. I’M NOT SORRY
Telling you a disgustingly hilarious fart joke. I’M NOT SORRY
Saying no to your party invite. I’M NOT SORRY


4. Tim Noakes se couscous

As ek nog een tweet moet sien oor Tim Noakes en sy blerrie Real Meal Revolution gaan ek KOTS.

The fact that Tim named his book “Real Meal” infuriates me! So if you live in poverty and you can only afford to staple food, you’re not eating “real food”?

Someone once told me that it upsets her when people refer to “junk food”, because if you’re impoverished no food is junk food. I will never forget that.

So you know what, Tim Noakes, kudos for creating a diet that got the rich talking. But don’t you DARE cock your smug eyebrow at the diets of those who don’t see food as a tool to lose weight, but as luxury.

5. No small talk

This will be my go-to shirt when taking public transport, because nothing makes people want to talk about the weather more than going in the same direction as someone else.


  • Carla van Staden

    Ek stem sooooo saam met punt #2 en die GIF pas perfek, haha!

    August 11, 2014 at 8:42 am Reply
  • Moniqe

    Ek was vanoggend al 4:30 opgelaai om lughawe toe te gaan en toe wou werksmense al small talk maak oor “Hoe was jou naweek.”. Urg, shut net up! Ek soek ‘n t-shirt wat se “Too early to talk.”

    August 11, 2014 at 11:26 am Reply
  • Gugu_A1

    5 and 3 lawd! Lol my niece loves GIF2 so much.

    August 16, 2014 at 9:15 pm Reply
  • Lizette Geldenhuys

    Ek love daai tweede prentjie! Imagine as sy groot word!

    August 19, 2014 at 5:42 am Reply
  • Salomé

    Nr 1 is die absoluut ergste. Ek het gedink ek gaan al mense vermoor!
    PS LOVE jou blog!

    September 12, 2014 at 2:04 pm Reply

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