I know a Capetonian complaining about the wind is a cliché, but... This wind makes me feel so unsettled and things that didn't bother me yesterday bother me today.
(At the dinner table) Family: Cheers to your engagement! JP: I have another big announcement. Family: ... JP: I got my first chicken dinner in PUBG.
[Neighbourhood cockroach group] Good morning, is anyone else experiencing an influx of humans?
I’m a very honest person but I’m very good at lying to myself about what I’m going to do when I get home.