I haven't done a Red Carpet Rant in almost a year, and the reason for this is twofold:
1. I have an office job and it's difficult for me to write reactive content. Usually, by the time I get around to viewing red carpet photos, it's too late for a post.
2. Like most things, Twitter has spoilt this for me by being offended by EVERYTHING. I actually had to take precious time out of my life last year to explain the definition of satire to people. In case any of you still don't know, here you go.
Satire: a way of criticizing people or ideas in a humorous way.
This comes directly from the Cambridge Dictionary.
If you still don't understand the meaning, here's another definition:
Sometimes we can laugh at stuff without...