[Overheard in the office] "Do you think if I lick my phone there will be old food particles on it for sustenance?" - @DeliMae
"Concept store" is just code for "moerse min stock".
Someone once told me in earnest that they think mosquitoes can teleport, and I have not been able to stop thinking about it since.
A courier just called me to say he's outside my office in an M300 and I legit went outside looking for someone in a spaceship.