The 69th annual Met Ball was themed Rei Kawakubo/Commes des Garçons.
Here’s how I pronounced the latter the first time I read it: KOMMES DES GARKONS.
Here’s how you actually pronounce it:
Cool, so now that we’ve established that I can never go to France, let’s move on to the fashion of the night.
Haai siestog, Madonna probably read “camouflage” instead of “comme de garcons”. My gran’s eyes also started deteriorating when she turned 80.
Actual footage of me camping.
This dress makes Gwyneth look almost as short as her career.
2001 Gwen Stefani.
Did Katie Holmes escape Scientologists by boring them all to death?
More like Celine Dio-yawn, amiright?
(It’s been a long day)
Legs or viennas?
Pirates Of The Caribbean 6.
Evan Rachel Wood
When you apply winged eyeliner and it starts going South, so you apply more, and more and more until you eventually just give the fuck up.
Tiger Wheel and Tyre mascot.