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9 Jan

2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant

You guys know the drill.

Here’s my 2017 Golden Globes Red Carpet Rant.

Carrie Underwood

Image via Art Fire:

Tannie Stienie se tuisgemaakte sepies.

Sarah Jessica Parker

When you eat one salad after the festive season and feel majestic AF.

Karrueche Tran

“You’ll never wear your matric farewell gown again.”


Naomi Campbell

Miss South Africa finalist.

Chrissy Teigen

Felicity Jones

A.) This dress looks like a bottle of Hoity Toity.

B.) I refuse to believe that this isn’t Zooey Deschanel.

Michelle Williams

When you get an invite to The Golden Globes, but you need to save for your next hair appointment at Scar.

Zoe Saldana

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

You know how they say that some couples start looking like each other when they’ve been together for a long time?

Heidi Klum

Here’s a list of people more relevant than Heidi Klum.

Auf Wiedersehen.

This blog post is dedicated to Lydia Alfonso, because today is her birthday and she loves these posts. (And she is awesome.)

  • Lydia

    Best birthday present ever!

    January 9, 2017 at 6:10 pm Reply
  • Marguerite

    anja why you keep hating on heidi? she’s the host/judge of 2 successful reality shows (project runway and america’s got talent) and a producer of one of them. she’s allowed at these events i promise (also i just really love her, she’s so sparkly for a german).

    January 9, 2017 at 8:08 pm Reply
  • Karin

    Heidi’s dress reminds me of an ant farm. But I too like Heidi, I have no beef with her. She’s no sauerkraut.

    January 10, 2017 at 7:50 am Reply

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