I LIVE for the Met Gala. Every year it produces jaw-dropping couture. This year was no different. I was absolutely in love with Claire Danes’ light-up gown, and so thrilled that Naomi Campbell is still a bad bitch even after all these years.
But not all the gowns were as amazing…
Yes, yes. Women can wear and do whatever they want. Yes, yes, age is just a number.
But Lord help me, I just can’t look at Madonna’s bum anymore. I truly can’t anymore.
Nee man, sit weg daai pramme.
This is what happens when you drop eyelash glue on your shoes and poor little Buster runs past you.
Okay, I didn’t actually include this for any other reason than to highlight the fact THAT KATIE HOLMES STILL EXISTS?! What?!
This looks like a costume someone would wear when they are cast as “Sky and Sun” in a school play.
The Met Gala’s theme was “Fashion in An Age Of Technology”, Mindy decided to depict this as “The Girl Who’s Had A Wedding Pinterest Board Since The Age of 16”.
Don’t come here with that “Queen Bey can wear whatever she wants” nonsense. This dress is fugly. The end.
I genuinely feel that it’s time for an intervention.
That’s enough now, Solange. That’s enough.
Okay, so technically this look ticks all the boxes, and it adheres to the theme. But for some reason I can’t look at it without rolling my eyes. Taylor is just always so damn put together. I feel like she never does anything spontaneously – every single move is so calculated. All the stuff she does for her fans, the way she dresses, who she dates – everything. And yes, I get it. She knows how to play the game. But it’s getting really boring. Even her Vogue video was like an unsalted pretzel.
When you were counting on being home at 23:00 and your friend is like, “Just one more shot!”