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3 May

2016 Met Gala Red Carpet Rant

I LIVE for the Met Gala. Every year it produces jaw-dropping couture. This year was no different. I was absolutely in love with Claire Danes’ light-up gown, and so thrilled that Naomi Campbell is still a bad bitch even after all these years.

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But not all the gowns were as amazing…

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Madonna

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Yes, yes. Women can wear and do whatever they want. Yes, yes, age is just a number.

But Lord help me, I just can’t look at Madonna’s bum anymore. I truly can’t anymore.

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Nee man, sit weg daai pramme.

Zoe Kravitz

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This is what happens when you drop eyelash glue on your shoes and poor little Buster runs past you.

Katie Holmes

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Okay, I didn’t actually include this for any other reason than to highlight the fact THAT KATIE HOLMES STILL EXISTS?! What?!

Grimes

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This looks like a costume someone would wear when they are cast as “Sky and Sun” in a school play.

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Mindy Kaling

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The Met Gala’s theme was “Fashion in An Age Of Technology”, Mindy decided to depict this as “The Girl Who’s Had A Wedding Pinterest Board Since The Age of 16”.

Beyonce

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Don’t come here with that “Queen Bey can wear whatever she wants” nonsense. This dress is fugly. The end.

Solange Knowles

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I genuinely feel that it’s time for an intervention.

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That’s enough now, Solange. That’s enough.

Taylor Swift

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Okay, so technically this look ticks all the boxes, and it adheres to the theme. But for some reason I can’t look at it without rolling my eyes. Taylor is just always so damn put together. I feel like she never does anything spontaneously – every single move is so calculated. All the stuff she does for her fans, the way she dresses, who she dates – everything. And yes, I get it. She knows how to play the game. But it’s getting really boring. Even her Vogue video was like an unsalted pretzel.

Lorde

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When you were counting on being home at 23:00 and your friend is like, “Just one more shot!”


 

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the images in this post. Images are used purely for commentary.
5 Comments
  • Karin

    Wou Lala haar boobs gebruik vir shoulder pads?

    May 3, 2016 at 1:53 pm Reply
  • jade abbott

    I literally burst out laughing at every one of your comments. Beyonce does look bad hey, especially that eyeshadow. she’s releasing an album ffs. Madonna needs to be put to rest i mean really now!

    May 4, 2016 at 3:02 pm Reply
  • Karlien Theart

    Im sorry…but it looks like Beyonce’ is wearing a condom.

    May 11, 2016 at 11:57 am Reply
  • Tatiana Moncourt

    No, Karlien, Beyonce is always nice, just do not really appreciate Madonna’s weird outfit.

    May 12, 2016 at 7:30 am Reply
  • Theresa Jansen Van Rensburg

    Does anyone despise Taylor Swift as much as I do? As the joke goes: “She’s so plastic all that’s missing is the MADE IN CHINA sticker”

    May 13, 2016 at 9:19 am Reply

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