Firstly, I feel like we need to get this out of the way:
These are “pants”, or in British English, which we all know you’re very fond of speaking – “trousers”.
Humans wear pants/trousers for the following reasons:
A. To keep us warm
B. To keep our koeks in our broeks
C. To keep us from embarrassing other humans
Here’s a little sketch to illustrate:
Okay, I feel better now that we’ve gotten that out of the way.
Listen, nobody can say that you didn’t have a spectacular career, because you did. You created pop music, and I will always have a very special place in my heart for ‘80s and ‘90s Madonna.
But post-millennium you is fucking terrifying.
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