Dear Amber Rose,
Before writing this letter to you I had to Google you to find out who you are. Even Wikipedia was like, "Who dis?" when I typed in your name.
I found out about your existence at the beginning of the year when you divorced Wiz Khalifa, who btw looks like the Polsmoor version of the Nik Naks man.
Soon after that you posted this super tasteful photo of yourself, which was obviously not a cry for attention at all.
Then the other day I saw your name on my Twitter timeline again - this time for calling the Kardashians whores.
Now, I'll admit that my first...